Trying to pamper my husband ROFL

This is just another story I found.I did not do this.

I was experimenting on my husband with the NADS wax stuff. Soooo funny! Same thing happened to me! I was waxing his bum and with the NADS (it's a cold wax) I'm not sure if they still sell it or not. But, I ordered it off of the tv.

(gotta love those infomertials)So, I talked him into doin his bum for me. Who would have thought that a bum is a sensitive spot? So, I smoothed it on. It smelled good. And I placed a long strip over it. Then I prepared another strip. I covered his whole bottom and his crack! And then I yanked off the first strip.

This made him scream like a lil girl! He begged me not to do another one. But, after I had my hystarical laughter under control I noticed that it didn't take any hair! So, I talked him into letting me pull off the next strip. I was amazed! It didn't work either.
But, it looked so easy on tv when the woman was doin it to the male models! It had to work! I paid lots of $ for it. So, Before asking I just yanked the next strip. My hubs was so mad. He had tears rolling down both cheeks by now.

And he was ready to throw me off his back and get up. But, I explained that maybe the epil stop and spray that came with the was was a better approach to the situation. So, I grabbed the epil stop and "Scar" I mean spray. and sprayed him down with it. I told him we would just remove the rest of the strips later after we seen what the results were from the spray.

SO, he reluctantly agreed. I guess the epil stop and spray burns the hair off. Your suppost to spray it on and leave it for so many minutes. Like 10 I think... But, after about 4 my hubs was screaming at me to blow on it and here I am lookin like a idiot blowing on his *ss! So, I told him to endure it for just another minute or two while I went to get a rag to wipe it off with. Well, Your suppost to use a dry rag and wipe it away. But, when I wiped it the dry rag got stuck to the wax that was already there from the NADS. And I had to pull it off.

So, then I wet it and tried. No luck. My hubs was screamin at me in something that sounded like chinese and told me he was on fire! I could tell I was in way over my head on this. Glad I tested him out b4 I did myself! So, I tried to wipe it off again with soap and water. All the while he was in serious pain from chemical burns and cold wax. Every touch was torture. But, I couldn't help laugh at the situation! I was horse laughing the whole time I was workin on him! Finally I tried cookin oil,that didn't work, butter, didn't work, A light bulb went off! Skin So Soft oil! Yipee!

It worked like a charm! And after I seen my husbands bum after I got it cleaned off. There were patches of hair gone. I told him I could shave it for him, but he refused. He went to the bathroom and slammed the door! He wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. Well, that's why we call it epil stop and "scar" B/c it hurts like crazy and the product was nothing like the easy example they showed on tv. NOTHING!!! So, we never used that again!

I had to share. It was one of the funniest moments of our marriage so far! It's so vivid in our minds even tho it's been a long time ago. I'll never forget it! He won't either!

Oh, And did I mention that I got him some hot rocks to do a message to make up for the whole hair removal thing... I knew that I was suppost to heat the rocks, and use an oil to be able to rub them around on his back. I really felt bad about it and wanted to pamper him! Well, no one told me that I wasn't suppost to boil the rocks in a pot first! I had him get all undressed and I was wearing a sexy nighty and off to heat the rocks I went. I was so proud of what I was doin.

He was gonna get the 5 star treatment from me to make up for all the pain he had gone through! I boiled my rocks and poured the water off. Then I sat on his legs and put the oil on his back he was oooing and ahing about how good it felt. So, here was the big finally, I poured the steaming hot rocks onto his back! He said it ohhh there cold at first! I was like no way they are very hot. Then he let out a squeel and squirmed around knocking me and the rocks off his back! In one big long cuss he told me that I had tryed to pull his skin off, melt it off with chemicals, and now turned a romantic date into a hospital visit with 3 degree burns from hot rocks!

I could see every spot the rocks had touched. They left there shape on his back. It stayed like that for a lil over a week slowly fading away. But, from now on every time I mention about giving him a pampering treatment he tells me HELL NO! He don't want it!!! He says he's gonna get even with me one day. But, who knows? He hasn't yet. It's not like I meant to do it. How else are you suppost to give a hot rock message? I thought they had to be hot. LOL.